A Visit to the Genius Bar at the Local Apple Store

As a result of some issues coming up in regard to the use of our IPad2, I found myself at the Genius Bar at the local Apple Store. The reason I found myself there was that I was trying to find out how to fix the issues online and could not do so, so a visit to a real person was in order.
Now for the real surprise about my visit, I had no complaints. The Genius bar took me right on time, fixed my isues and actually helped me with other issues I had, but didn't know I had them.
When I was going through life, it used to be that the " Disney Way" of customer service at their parks and other retail enterprises was the Gold Standard of customer service. Well, in my not so humble opinion "The Apple Way" ( My term as far as I know) is now the Platinum Standard of Customer Service. I only wish that My Federal, local State, County and  local City Governments could be added to the lists of either Gold or Platinum Customer Service. But, that seems to be a wish that can only be granted if Apple and / or Disney formed a Joint venture to run all levels of government in the United States.

WHAT SOULD BE DONE TO PROTECT THE PUBLIC FROM OUR GOVERNMENT

While talking to my daughter I realized that one way the American Public can protect itself from its' government, is to require that all elected politicians drink nothing but NYQUIL all the time. This should effectively keep them inebriated without requiring them to become alcoholics. Once they are permanently inebriated we should be safe from any of their harebrained schemes, since they should be so sloshed they can't stand up long enough to make long winded and pointless speeches. Followed by pointless but surreptitiously dangerous lawmaking. As a side benefit this drinking requirement should also act as a legislative term limiter. After our legislators and politicians, spend enough time drinking NYQUIL they should forget to go to work.