WHAT SOULD BE DONE TO PROTECT THE PUBLIC FROM OUR GOVERNMENT

While talking to my daughter I realized that one way the American Public can protect itself from its' government, is to require that all elected politicians drink nothing but NYQUIL all the time. This should effectively keep them inebriated without requiring them to become alcoholics. Once they are permanently inebriated we should be safe from any of their harebrained schemes, since they should be so sloshed they can't stand up long enough to make long winded and pointless speeches. Followed by pointless but surreptitiously dangerous lawmaking. As a side benefit this drinking requirement should also act as a legislative term limiter. After our legislators and politicians, spend enough time drinking NYQUIL they should forget to go to work.