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So, I went to buy some I ice cream at the local discount supermarket and found some non-dairy stuff that actually looked inviting and I picked it up and placed it on the checkout counter.
I paid and the clerk asked if I wanted a bag?
I said it was too cold to hold and would like a bag., and then he said most people don't take a bag and they begin eating the ice cream in the car.
So I said without a spoon ?
And he said, no one ever asks for one !!!
It's really true you can't make this stuff up.