2.Thou shall check all forwards with snopes.com, before forwarding.
3.No forwards of cute, heartbreaking or beautiful, or "you must see" pictures.
4.If thou must forward, forward no more than one forward per week.
5.No more than one forward per week to any one person on your email list.
6.Thou shall not ever encourage or reward or acknowledge anyone who forwards anything to you.
7.If thou breaks any of these commandments thou shall have all email accounts closed and be forced to do all communications via pen and paper via the USPS.
8. Before forwarding anything thou shall take a deep breath, and and repeat the following phrase at least ten times: " Is this really necessary for anyone to read or watch or view?"
9. Before forwarding anything, Thou shall ask thyself the following question:
" Would Moses have forwarded this?"
10. Finally and most important of all Thou Shall never forward anything that is posted on YouTube. if your recipients can't figure out how to waste their own time on YouTube, thou shall not enable them.
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